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				This might not fit under "Humour," or hey, maybe it does. You be the judge.
 
 
When i was at home freaking out searching the internet for hours on end about anything and everything herpes I started to notice how neat some of the medical words sounded. 
 
 
I used them in a poem.  It works best if you don't take them literally.
 
 
 
 
Ruining the Moment
 
 
The pair a esthic shed herpeticly up the orofacial.
 
Both transmitted into his Famvir®, where they crusted and fevered.
 
He whitlowed genitally, then lesioned her down.
 
Nerving her with herp and ease.
 
She was simplexed, feeling his papule outbreaking.
 
A remission spread over Antive - Ireal tendered.
 
In oxic-odon, her vesicle ulcered
 
He Diclofenacked episodicy,
 
Then, clustering with urethra:
 
A fissure!
 
Infectiously prodrome, they blistered in severity.
 
 
Sincerely, Virus'd in Victoria
 
 
~ Heather
 
 
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